Perhaps I've grown a bit jaded over the years. At 54 years
old I've seen all sorts of movies. I've seen everything from low budget movies
that were impressive to high budget movies that were terrible and the other way
round. I've seen movies that were supposed to be great that I hated and movies
that were supposed to be terrible that I loved. I've seen movies that were
supposed to be high brow dramas that I agreed with. And then I've seen movies
like this one that had all the trappings of high brow intellectual crap that
critics love to meander over that in truth were nothing less than boring.
Michael Fassbender stars as Brandon, a young executive on
the rise. Things seem to be going well for him professionally but personally
not much so. Brandon is a character lacking something in his life. For the most
part he has little if no love life going for him. At the same time, his sex
life is exploding. Brandon is a sex addict of sorts. If he's not paying some
high priced call girl for her time, he's surfing sex sites online or having sex
conversations there as well. Personally his life is a mess.
If this weren't bad enough, Brandon's sister enters his life
as well. Sissy is another totally messed up individual. Having been through
many men in the hopes of finding the right one, she always seems to pick the
losers. After a recent split she asks if she can stay at his place for a while.
He relents and she invites him to see her perform at a local club. He finds it
hard to believe she's found work but is stunned when she does well.
So now you have the set up of the story. And honestly it
doesn't go much further than this. Each character's interaction with each other
and Brandon's interaction with a woman he is attracted to despite his emotional
problems make for the gist of the film. Long conversations that lead no where,
revelations that aren't surprising and the lack of a character to feel sorry
for, to sympathize with, make this one long boring film.
As I said earlier, there are films that critics love to
praise with pseudo-intellectual clap trap, discussing the symbolism of what the
director intended or how the actors were able to display intensity with a
subtle nuance. More often than not when I've read reviews like this it tells me
the critic was more interested in appearing to be in touch with the art crowd
than writing an honest review that said either this is crap or I didn't get
what the point was here.
For me with the amount of movies out there to watch, with
the good, the bad and the ugly available either via Netflix, Redbox or the
local store, I don't understand why anyone would waste time with something like
this. To me it felt like time wasted that I can never recover. With the cost of
a movie ticket or to purchase a DVD one has to wonder why anyone would consider
something like this to be worth the amount of money they expect us to pay for
it. Then again there are so many pretentious people in the world who want to
make it seem as if they are so far above the fray that I'm sure this movie will
at least make it's money back and cause another investor to put money into more
films like it. So sad.
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