Whenever you see the name Ed Wood you know you’re in for a
treat of the worst written, directed or produced films ever made. His name has
become synonymous with bad movies, in part because the book THE GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
written by Harry and Michael Medved placed his film PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE as
the worst movie ever made. I honestly can’t think of a movie associated with
Wood with the exception of the biopic directed by Tim Burton about him that was
good.
And yet there is a certain charm about his movies. This was
the little guy determined to make a break into the film business in any way
imaginable. And to tell the truth he actually did so given that we’re still
talking about him 39 years after he passed away. While his movies may have been
bad, filled with string held hubcaps for flying saucers and cardboard
tombstones that shook or fell over when anyone walked near them, you find
yourself watching them whenever they pop up. You might laugh at what you’re
watching but you ARE watching.
While both PLAN 9 and THE BRIDE OF THE MONSTER are the most
famous films Wood directed he later went on to do more mundane films, mostly
nudie cutie films that featured various topless women either dancing or doing
burlesque routines. Remember this was when burlesque wasn’t frowned upon and
less sexual than what strip clubs offer these days. In 1965 Wood wrote a film
and turned the directing chores over to Stephen Apostolof. That film was ORGY
OF THE DEAD and has gained a reputation all its own.
The film tells the story of a young couple, Bob (William
Bates) and Shirley (Pat Barrington), out for a night drive to a nearby
cemetery. Bob is a horror novelist and wants to go there for inspiration while
Shirley just wants to go home. A crash lands them in said cemetery where
strange happenings are taking place. The Emperor of the Night (Criswell) is
being entertained by the Black Ghoul (Fawn Silver) beneath a full moon. That
entertainment is the performances of ten different scantily clad women, all of
whom eventually become topless and who have certain themes to their dances.
Along for the ride, and for comic relief, are a Wolfman and
Mummy, both featuring some of the worst monster make up ever. Let’s just admit
it, the Wolfman is a guy wearing a mask and gloves from a Halloween store. The
Emperor sees Bob and Shirley and has the duo capture them and tie them up to
two monuments to watch the evening’s entertainment. The Black Ghoul wants to
kill the two of them but throughout the night the Emperor tells her there is
still time, get on with the dancing.
And there you have the entire plot of the movie. At most
maybe 5 pages of dialogue surrounded by 5-10 minute dancing segments. Yes, this
is one of those nudie cuties I was talking about earlier. These movies were
made to titillate as much as could be done back in the sixties. Considered an
early form of pornography, which they were, they offered men of the time a
chance to watch bare breasted babes au natural. One can imagine this movie playing
in some lodge where a group of smiling guys sit and smoke cigars and drink
whiskey while watching.
If you’re a fan of the genre or of Ed Wood then you’ll want
to add this one to your collection. It’s been available in various formats for
years but most of those have been terrible prints either cut to pieces, out of
focus or in some other way a terrible print. Vinegar Syndrome has once more
come to the rescue of a movie that some might not consider worth saving but
that actually deserves to be preserved as a piece of film history.
To start with they’ve remastered the film from an original
35mm camera negative to a 2k format giving us the most perfect picture this
film has ever had. In addition to that the release has a number of extras
including a commentary track with Ed Wood biographer Rudolph Grey and film
maker Frank Henenlotter, “Impressions of Nadejda” an interview with
actress/dancer Nadejda Dobrev, “Orgy of the Ted” an interview with Ted V.
Mikels, a still gallery and reversible cover art.
Vinegar Syndrome has been trying to capture a time in
history and the films of that time period in restored editions for a while now
and they’re one of the better companies doing so. The time and care they’ve put
into a film like this shows their interested in not just making a buck but in
providing the best representations of the films they have the rights to as
possible. Let’s hope they continue to do work as good as this item.
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