Tuesday, November 13, 2012
PAPINOS PIZZA IN DECATUR: GREAT DEALS AT GREAT PRICES
Okay so I know that this page is supposed to be about nothing more than movies released on DVD. But on occasion I like to toss something else in that might interest people. Here's a quick tidbit: go see SKYFALL the new Bond flick. It's great.
Now for another item to pass along. Here in Decatur a locally owned and operated pizza place is trying to find a way to get the word out there that they exist. The place is Papinos Pizza. I can tell you from experience that they offer a great pizza and at a great price.
For a while people were talking about how Papinos didn't have a great price, comparing the price rather than what they were getting. Papinos 14 inch pizza offers a better deal per square inch than that $10 pizza someone else offers. But Papinos listens to its customers and now they're offering their 14" pizza for a special price. How long this will last I don't know. Check their facebook page to find out.
Their facebook page always lets you know things that are going on there and in the photo page they have the menu in case you don't have one around. Just go to facebook and type in papinos pizza. It's not hard to find.
So give them a try and find out just how great their pizza is.
BRAVE: A DIFFERENT DISNEY
The fusion of animation between Disney and Pixar studios has
resulted in some dynamite movies over the past few years. Many have become the
classics of the future for children including movie series like CARS and TOY
STORY. There hasn't been a single movie from the combined efforts of these two
that has yielded a bad movie. This holds true for their latest release to DVD,
BRAVE.
BRAVE takes place in an unnamed country that more than
likely is Scotland pre-Christianity days. These Celtic warriors talk tough and
battle against the likes of bears when not fighting one another (something
alluded to as the film progresses). In this world is a young princess named
Merida, a free spirited young woman who loves to roam the countryside with her
bow and arrows, riding her horse and climbing mountains. But that's not the
thing that a princess should be doing as her mother reminds her of over and
over.
Her mother wants Merida to be a young lady of refinement,
ready to take over the duties of a queen when the day comes. That day comes
sooner than Merida would like when her mother and father inform her that the
leaders of the other three clans are on their way bringing with them their
first born sons, her eligible suitors. Ever the misunderstood teen in these
sorts of films, Merida revolts against her parents and when a tournament is
held to determine who will win her hand, it is Merida who wins the match and
announces she is free to choose as she likes. This doesn't go well with the
clans and arguing ensues.
Back at the castle Merida and her mother have words that
result in Merida slicing a tapestry of her family her mother made and running
off to the woods. In the woods she comes across a Stonehenge type area where
she spies a sprites (blue lit fairies of a sort) that guide her to a house in
the woods where a witch lives. Talking about her desire to determine her own
fate, she makes a bargain with the witch to help find a way to change her
mother.
Returning with a gift for her mother, a treat that contains
the spell, her mother eats a portion of it only to become ill. Once in her room
with Merida's help, her mother changes into a black bear. Not a good thing
since Merida's father is known for being a bear killer. The two escape the
castle and head back to find the witch's house in hopes of returning the queen
back into herself.
In order for this to happen, Merida and her mother must mend
the tear in their relationship that has come about. Not only must they do this
figuratively they must do so literally as well with the tapestry. Along the way
they begin to understand one another clearer than they did in the past. But if
they don't take care of this problem soon, the queen might stay this way
forever.
What we have here is a failure to communicate. Okay I had to
say that. But the gist of the story lies in the inability between a teen and
her parent to be able to come to a common ground. This, as well as several
exposed bottoms on the warriors, makes the film more inclined to be one for
teens as opposed to the younger crowd. That might not be easy since by that age
they're past cartoons, computer animated or not.
The movie is entertaining with some great music in it. The
animation as always is breath taking to behold and you'll wonder just as I did
how they are able to capture such detail in some areas like Merida's hair. The
story is one that might even help a few teens and their parents come to terms
with one another and communicate better than before seeing the film.
My only problem was that this isn't the sort of film Disney
was known for. In the past magic was on display in Disney films but was used as
a plot device. The jaded apple, the pumpkin carriage and such. In this film the
magic stems from Celtic symbols and revolves around magic. This might not mean
much to some people but for me it gave the film a different feel than the
normal Disney films I grew up with.
Still, the movie does offer a nice piece of entertainment.
It tells the story of a young girl looking to find her way in life and how she
achieves that. For me, it won't go down as a classic Disney tale and my guess
is it won't be remembered as well as most, but it's still a good movie.
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CINDERELLA DIAMOND EDITION: IF THE SHOE FITS
One of the many benefits of blu-ray movies is that studios,
knowing these will be the most pristine versions of their films, make the
effort to insure that they are of the highest quality when it comes to how they
look. One studio that has done this in spades is Disney. Their blu-ray and
Diamond Editions are well worth the cost. And now they're releasing one of the
classics to the Diamond Edition fold, CINDERELLA.
Made in 1950, CINDERELLA became a Disney staple when it
comes to fairy princesses. If you don't believe me check out their toy lines
which have always included this character. It was also a return for Disney to
the classic animated films he had been known for at the time. The artwork
involved, the painstaking hand drawn detail and the beauty of the film are seen
in every frame.
For those completely unaware the story revolves around a
young girl named Cinderella whose widowed father marries to insure that his
daughter will have a woman in the house to help raise her. In doing so she also
finds two step sisters as well. Unfortunately her father passes away and the
inheritance he left behind was squandered on the two step sisters. Cinderella
has since become a handmaiden and work horse in the home she was raised in
receiving nothing but grief from her hateful step-siblings and evil
step-mother. Her only friends are the animals of the house: birds, mice and the
loyal dog.
Word is sent out by the King that he intends to have a Ball
to celebrate the Prince's return home. In truth, he's hoping the Prince will
find a bride and marry. Everyone is invited and Cinderella even plans on going
until her step-mother prevents her going. Fortunately her dreams carry the day
and her Fairy Godmother steps in using magic to whip up a coach, coachmen,
footman, carriage and a beautiful dress for her to wear. The only stipulation
is that she returns home by midnight.
She meets the Prince, falls in love and at the stroke of
midnight runs to return home. Smitten with her the only connection the Prince
has is a glass slipper that fell from her foot as she ran away. With only that
slipper it is now up to the Grand Duke to find the Prince's bride to be and for
them all to live happily ever after. That is unless the evil step-mother
prevents it from happening.
It's the classic fairy tale from days gone by given the
Disney touch here. That means cute little animals that assist Cinderella in
everything from cleaning to making her a gown to wear to the Ball. The birds
even wake her in the morning before anyone can ruin her day yelling. All of
them are as nice as can be and the mice are adorable with each one having their
own particular characteristics.
What makes Disney films so spectacular and why they have
lasted so long is that they stuck to a formula that worked and continued to do
so while Walt Disney was alive. They took classic tales and just altered them
enough to make them their own. They used amazing artistic abilities to bring to
life on screen what was once just the written word. They combined sight and
sound with the brightest and most colorful visuals and some of the best
songwriting available at that time.
That was then and this is now though. What the studio has
done with their use of blu-ray technology is offer the most fantastic looking
version of the film that you will find. With each re-release of a Disney
classic, they use the most current technology to bring forth the original
vision offered when the film was released and in some cases make it even more
colorful. There has never been a studio that has made animated films that can
come close to rivaling Disney. It shows here.
For fans one of the best things about this release is that
it's coming out just in time for Christmas. I know that I've routinely asked
for their new releases each Christmas and this one would be no exception. The
price is never outrageous and the costs will pay itself off with countless
viewings between older fans and new ones discovering the magic for the first
time.
The sentimentalist in each of us that grew up with these
Disney films will be touched once again with a more current viewing. You'll
marvel at the beauty of the film, you'll be touched by the story and you'll
find yourself reliving memories of when you saw the film for the first time.
This is a film you won't want to miss. One word of warning, like most Disney
classics they only release them for a limited time period so don't hesitate,
get it today.
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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN: QUICK REVAMP
It may seem longer but it's only been 10 years since
Spider-man first swung his way across the silver screen increasing the public
interest in seeing major films spun from comic book titles. And yet Sony has
decided that it needed something fresh, it needed a reboot to the series. This
could be because the stars would now be seeking bigger bucks when it came to
contract time. Or it could be that the success of the third film in that series
didn't live up to their expectations. In any event, a reboot was released and
now makes its way to DVD. Was it worth it?
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ups the ante by not just picking up
where the other films left off but starting from scratch. Instead of Peter
Parker (Andrew Garfield) automatically living with his Aunt May (Sally Field)
and Uncle Ben (Martin Sheen), we get to see a glimpse of his parents, secretive
scientists who whisk him away to the aunt and uncle when their home is broken
into leaving behind only Peter and a briefcase that comes into play later on.
Peter in this version isn't the stereotypical science nerd
as depicted in the first film or in the comics. He comes off more as a brooding
teen who still get picked on and who has yet decided to be a professional
photographer. He has issues with his adoptive parents like any teen and seeking
answers comes across the aforementioned briefcase with a hidden compartment
containing a formula and a picture of his father alongside another scientist,
Dr. Curt Conners (Rhys Ifans).
Sneaking in with a group in intern wannabes Peter discovers
Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone), the girl he worships from afar, works for him as
Oscorp. During the tour he catches the attention of Connors and eventually
reveals that he is the son of his old friend. It is also during this visit that
Peter is bitten by a DNA enhances spider that provides him with the ever
popular hero's super powers, those of a spider. He explores just what these
will do and keeps his findings to himself.
Connors and Peter begin working together on the formula that
Peter found and apply it to a project Connors has been working on, combining
interspecies DNA in the hopes of finding cures such as a reptiles ability to
re-grow body parts. Connors has a personal interest in this as he lost an arm
years ago.
After forgetting to pick up his aunt one night, Peter and
his uncle get into a fight with Peter running off as a result. When Ben goes to
search for Peter, he is gunned down by a many Peter could have stopped who
robbed a grocery store. Now the character turns dark and seeks vengeance on the
man who killed his uncle, tracking down every punk criminal in a dark alley and
getting the police involved in searching for a masked vigilante in the process.
But here's the only problem I had with this movie. Connors
won't rush the test results of his project through to satisfy Oscorp so they
plan on canceling the project. That night he injects himself and not only does
his arm grow back, he changes into a giant lizard as well. When he wreaks havoc
on the city, Peter changes his plans and all thoughts about his uncle's killer
disappear and combating the Lizard takes center stage. There isn't a smooth
enough transition here and it makes the movie feel like two movies in one,
neither of which is complete.
Along the way to the inevitable final confrontation between
good guy and bad, Peter continues to fall in love with Gwen and find that love
returned, meets her father the police chief (Dennis Leary) who he argues with
over the objectives of Spider-man and continues to have problems at home and
school.
One thing those at Marvel have almost always done right is
hiring the perfect people to cast as their characters. There isn't a single
actor here who doesn't get the part and perform it well. None of them take the
performances of the previous actors and apply them here, instead making these
characters their own. Garfield in particular doesn't give off the total nerd
vibe that Tobey McGuire did so well, instead playing Peter as a teen filled
with the usual angst and rebellious nature that he must learn to control as
much as his powers.
As should be expected the effects are amazing, pun intended,
and the visual feel of the film goes the opposite of the original films.
Everything here seems dark, from the colors used for Spider-man's costume to
the settings. Most of the action takes place at night making the film at times
seem more along the lines of the Batman films than Spider-man which was always
a bright colored adventure in the comics.
All that aside, I actually found that I liked this film.
Perhaps not the first time I watched it, but on DVD certain things made more
sense to me. The skateboarding that Peter does connected with the poses used by
Spider-man as he leaps from building to building, web to web. As I said, with
the exception of the seemingly split storyline, the film is really quite
entertaining. Not only is this one a movie worth watching, its one worth adding
to your collection as well.
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SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN: ROMANCE IN THE UNLIKLIEST OF PLACES
When I first heard the title of this film I was curious.
After learning what the plot was I thought it was ridiculous. After watching
the movie I found it was a wonderful film that I knew I could go back and watch
again and still be entertained.
The premise of the film is that a sheik in Yemen loves fly
fishing. He finds it a relaxing way to spend time and dreams of having his own
fishing stream in Yemen. The only problem is that there are no salmon in Yemen.
It's also not just the fishing that he wants to bring to his country. The sheik
is a visionary, wanting to have peace in his country and hoping to change it
for the better. To do so he will spare no expense to make it happen.
The sheik contacts his investment consultant in London,
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot (Emily Blunt) and tells her to get things started. For
Harriet and the group she works for nothing is impossible when it comes to the sheik.
She contacts the British government and the PR person in charge thinks it will
give them some good press in the hopes of building relations between the two
countries. She doesn't think it will
work but that doesn't matter as long as it looks good.
The program is passed down the line until it arrives at the
desk of Dr. Fred Jones (Ewan McGregor), a bureaucrat who's comfortable in his
cubicle doing little and being paid for it. A devout fly fisherman himself, he
thinks there is no way possible this could work and tells Harriet so. Her reply
is for him to find a way to make it work. Apparently working together will be
nothing but a cause of friction between these two.
Jones gets things running with the hope that the obstacles
he finds will prevent the project from moving forward. Instead the doors are
opened for each one to be eliminated due to the involvement of the government.
Eventually he finds himself meeting with the sheik himself to discuss the
project. What he finds, the man he meets and talks with, changes his attitude
toward not just the project but his life as well.
Against all odds the project does move forward. Salmon are
found and a way to relocate them is made. The river that they intend to bring
the salmon to is made and will not only be a place for the fish but will change
the world of Yemen as well. Unfortunately not everyone in that country agrees
with the sheik and problems are set in motion at the same time the project
moves forward.
The nicest thing about this film is that it isn't just about
the building of a river to be stocked with fish not natural to the location.
It's about life and people and the effects they have on one another. The images
of the salmon swimming upstream make for a wonderful metaphor to life lived in
pursuit of a dream, constantly battling the flow of the river in the hopes of
reaching a goal.
The story also revolves around not just the project but the
characters played by Blunt and McGregor. While Blunt is engaged to an MIA
soldier and McGregor is married, both are not in relationships they necessarily
want. Blunts was short lived, having met the man she fell in love with shortly
before he disappeared. McGregor is married to a woman more concerned with her
status in life, her career and moving upward in social status than she is in
him and his dreams. The pair come together to see the project become a reality
and in so doing find one another as well. How that will play out between the
return of the missing soldier and McGregor's marriage is resolved before the
film ends.
The movie is visually attractive, making the area that is
supposed to be Yemen attractive in its own way. The possibilities of making
this area not just productive but attractive to tourists and the like becomes
believable. It would be wonderful for something like this, something that would
make this area of the world a beautiful place to be would happen. But as the
story progresses the chances of that happening are less than hopeful due to the
politics of the land.
The romance between the two leads is well played and more
tender than one would expect. In a world where most movies find the main
characters ready to forget their world and responsibilities and ready to jump
into bed at the drop of a hat, these characters slowly find one another. The
sexual chemistry between them is one that builds and simmers but never becomes
physical. The resolution to their predicament isn't resolved until the end of
the film.
As I said at the start here, trying to judge a film by title
alone doesn't always turn out with the expected results. Don't let the title of
this one make you walk by it on the shelf. Instead pick it up and watch it and
you'll be pleasantly surprised.
RESCUE: REAL LIFE HEROES
Don't rent or buy this movie expecting a feature film. It's
not that at all. Instead this is an IMAX experience that is being released to
DVD in every format available, including 3-D. As with most IMAX films it isn't
a straight forward story you're getting but more a look at the world, in this
case the world of rescue relief workers.
The film establishes each person being talked about from a
woman who pilots planes for the Air Force to a fire fighter who wants to help
people. We get a glimpse into the daily routine of their lives and what they do
there. About halfway through that changes and each one finds their way into
helping the survivors of the earthquake that took place in Haiti.
The film then displays the contributions of each to the
rescue mission that went on there. When we hear about these sorts of disasters
these days it seems all we hear about is how someone didn't do enough or didn't
do it fast enough. Watching this film you get the idea that doing it fast isn't
always the answer but doing it right is. In some cases, as in this situation,
you could see that word got out as quick as possible and the response was
immediate. In some cases it was days before the actual help could arrive but it
was on the way.
While there aren't dramatic instances on display in this
film such as a man carrying a baby from a burning building, the efforts of each
one of these people do show an amazing amount of courage and dedication to
helping others. It would be nice if the world we knew had more of that and less
of people not asking for help because they want it but because they need it.
The selflessness on display by those involved here is worth plenty of applause.
The movie itself is breathtaking. Sure it was made for IMAX
and for 3-D but the copy I have was a straight forward DVD. The images were as
clear as if they were blu-ray intended and incredibly sharp. The photography
was breath taking. If you're looking for something do show off what an amazing
thing a big screen TV is or to see for yourself what it's capable of, then by
all means this one would be worth adding to your collection. I can only imagine
what it would be like in 3-D.
As it is, the film is a reminder of how fortunate most of us
our in our day to day lives. Hopefully we will never suffer the devastation
that those in Haiti faced. And if we do face that lets hope that those selfless
heroes seen on display in this film are there to offer comfort and aid once
more.
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THE BARRENS: IS IT THE JERSEY DEVIL?
As I started to write this week's column I was going to
write about ROCK OF AGES. Then I thought why waste the space on something I
didn't like much (although it did make me want to go seek out the music in my
collection) when I could write about a small movie that was better? And more
qualified for the Halloween season as well.
THE BARRENS, as some of you already know, is a wooded area
in New Jersey set aside for camping and such. It's also well known for the
existence of a creature known as the Jersey Devil. This winged man like
creature has supposedly stalked the woods for decades and paranormal
investigators have sought it out for years. So it only makes sense that a
horror film concern itself with the area.
Richard Vineyard (Stephen Moyer) is a father and new husband
trying to unite his family. His daughter Sadie is at that age where everything
is about rebellion. Tie that in with her rejection of her stepmother Cynthia
(Mia Kirshner) feeling she's trying to replace her deceased mother and the son
Richard and Cynthia had together, Danny, she's the typical annoying character
that you hope learns about reality before the film ends. To bring this family
together, Richard has decided that they are going camping in the Barrens, the place
where his father took him when he was young.
As they prepare for the trip Richard seems distracted, at
times even fearful of the trip even though he initiated it. Memories of his
childhood in the woods seem to have a haunted moment that he can't quite
remember. But the family heads out to the woods for a camping weekend. Along
the way, upset that the family can't leave their gadgets behind for just a few
days, he tells his wife to put away the cell phone and his daughter to take off
the Ipod. This weekend is about nature.
The family arrives and sets up camp but its nothing like
Richard remembers. Instead of the isolated campground that he recalled there
are tons of families here for the weekend. When he finds his daughter flirting
with a young man in the campground area, he insists that they move deeper into
the woods to be more secluded.
As the trip proceeds Richard gets more distracted, breaking
out in a sweat and behaving unusual. It isn't until later that the cause is
revealed, at least part of it. Is there something physically wrong with
Richard? Something mentally disturbing? Or is he truly the victim of the Jersey
Devil whose story is told around the campfire one night?
It's these questions and watching to find clues for the
answer that make this film work so well. You never know if there is something
creeping in the woods or if Richard has lost it. As bodies begin to turn up
gutted, torn to shreds, you remember Richard playing with his knife and start
to consider he's gone mad. Then again perhaps it was this creature that
shredded its victims. The final solution to the mystery should satisfy
everyone.
The movie builds up at a slow pace, increasing the tension
as you watch. You not only fear what will happen to those around this family
but what will happen to the family itself. Each actor does a wonderful job in
the roles given but Moyers stands out as the head of the house that seems to be
just tipping over the edge with each scene. Every supporting actor does a great
job as well convincingly playing victims of one kind or another.
One negative note that can be corrected. Included in the
film is an alternate ending. While watching that I felt that it should have
been tacked on as well. It would have made the ending of the film better even
though it's still got enough surprises to hold your interest until the end.
THE REVENANT: ZOMBIE RAMBO
It's nice to see original movies coming out these days with
the tons of remakes and sequels that seem to dominate theaters. Unfortunately
these original films never seem to make it to the local theater and almost
always end up going unseen until they arrive on DVD. For a film lover that
means that DVD is the best way to find the newest items. Such is the case with
THE REVENANT.
Bart Gregory (David Anders) is a soldier killed in action as
the film opens. Just who killed him and how isn't quite certain but his body is
returned home, given the full honors of a fallen soldier and he's laid to rest.
Well not quite. That evening Bart digs his way out of his grave and heads to
the home of his best friend Joey (Chris Wylde).
Of course this scares Joey at first but then he begins to
worry about his friend. Thinking he's probably starving he makes him something
to eat only to have Bart toss his cookies, an odd looking black ooze, on the
floor. As the pair try and figure out what must have happened, they eventually
decide that Bart must be one of the living dead and in need of fresh blood. Who
says watching all those old horror films doesn't pay off.?
The pair begins by robbing blood from blood banks but
inadvertently they discover another way to get the blood Bart needs. Stopping a
crime they find that bullets have no effect on Bart. Invulnerable he stops the
crime, kills the bad guy and then drinks his blood. A new crime fighting hero
is born! It's as if Rambo rose from the dead and began taking back the streets
from criminals.
Bart and Joey are suddenly in the spotlight though unseen. Because
they're saving people from criminals the victims never offer good descriptions.
Why would they want harm to come to those who helped them? Learning that the
criminals they kill rise as well, the duo dispose of the bodies as they go
along, something that will come back to haunt them later in the film.
Bart also reconnects with his fiancé as well. Of course this
lends itself to a rather awkward moment, especially when he learns that she and
Joey slept together when they thought he was dead. But time heals all...well
most...wounds and they are reunited once more.
Everything seems to be going smoothly for the pair until
Joey gets shot during one of their encounters with bad guys. Rather than let
his friend die, Bart turns Joey into a member of the living dead as well. But
Joey has always been a screw up and he soon lets his new found powers go to his
head. When one of their first victims returns for some vengeance of his own,
there's no telling what will happen.
There are several things that make this film work. One is
that they treat the subject matter as if it were real, as if it truly could
happen. In so doing the movie has a certain vibe to it that makes the viewer
think okay I can see that happening. The second thing it has going for it is a
nice mix of comedy and horror that works as well. Scenes between the main pair
are hilarious at times. A good example (seen in the trailer) is when they get
in a fight and start shooting each other knowing good and well that they're
both invulnerable.
The acting is done well here especially by the leads who
must convince viewers that this is a plausible concept. The effects are done
well and not too far over the top, something that could have ruined the film
completely. The movie won't be one that everyone will love but horror and
comedy fans will both be happy with the end product.
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FIRE WITH FIRE: STANDARD DIRECT TO DVD ACTION FLICK
I like Josh Duhamel. I thought he made the TV series LAS
VEGAS interesting when he was there and he certainly fit the bill when he
starred in the TRANSFORMER films. Why he hasn't been used more as a leading man
I'll never know, but if his output is limited to direct to DVD films then I
don't expect him to become the major player he should.
This brings me to FIRE WITH FIRE, the latest direct to DVD
flick to highlight the fact it was produced by the same people who brought you
RIGHTEOUS KILL and 16 BLOCKS. Come on folks, we really don't care who produces
a film because for the most part that's rarely a guarantee that the film will
be any good. Fortunately here it turns out that it is.
Duhamel plays Jerry Coleman, a good guy and a fire fighter
who witnesses a murder at the local quick mart after stopping in for snacks.
The owner and his son are shot and killed in front of Jerry and only through
some quick thinking does he escape only to be wounded in the process. Jerry
goes to the police and with the sketch they do of the suspect the case pulls in
Det. Mike Cella (Bruce Willis). The killer is David Hagan (Vincent D'Onofrio),
a white supremacist who killed Cella's partner years ago. Released for that
crime, Cella wants desperately to put him behind bars. With Jerry's testimony
he can do that.
But things start off bad and eventually get worse. While in
a line up to be identified, Hagan lets Jerry know he knows who he is and where
he can find him. The D.A. offers Jerry witness protection via the U. S.
Marshall Service and he takes the offer. His identity erased from all databases
and moved to New Orleans, 8 months go by and the trial date is approaching. But
that's not all that's happened.
While being guarded, Jerry has fallen in love with his
protector in the Marshall Service, Talia Durham (Rosario Dawson). A big no no
in the Service, she plans on moving back to his home town once the case is
settled. Too bad Hagan was able to find their location and send in a hit man to
kill them both. With Durham wounded, Jerry is able to contact the Marshall
Service for help. Though they plan on protecting him more thoroughly this time
a phone call from Hagan prompts Jerry to decide to stop running and take the
man on on his own terms.
Dropping his agents, Jerry makes his way back home. Knowing
that Hagan has been trying to take over turf held by the Crips, Jerry
approaches them for a weapon. Once he's armed, he sets out to make sure that he
gets Hagan before Hagan can get him.
So the revenge film is set in motion and the side characters
offer nice support in this film that actually turns out to be quite well done.
The look of the film is completely professional and looks slick. The acting is
believable by all involved here. And the story isn't near as thin as a number
of main stream major releases seen of late.
Going in I think that most people will know what to expect
from this film. Willis has taken on the duties of packing the deck in a number
of low budget films in the past few years and my guess is he's trying to pay
back helping others on the way up. His name will draw viewers to this film even
though he isn't the main focus of the film. But once you get started with this
movie you'll find yourself drawn in and watch from beginning to end. It's not a
bad movie and you'll get your money's worth with a rental.
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REC 3, GENESIS: GORE AND MORE
Fans of the REC series love each and every movie that's been
released and with good cause. What could have been a simple zombie story has
added touches of mystery that make you wonder just what causes these events and
how far they might spread. The original film was a masterpiece of
claustrophobia where a supposed virus may have infected those inside an
apartment building whose inhabitants are forced to ride out the attacks of the
night with no hope of escape.
The latest entry into this series takes a different
approach. The film opens with a wedding and reception. Clara and Nina are a
couple in love and both their families represent quite a large gathering.
Included in this group is Nina's uncle. His uncle is a veterinarian whose hand
is wrapped that day due to a dog bite. This simple bite will change the entire
day.
The usual festivities go on and everyone is dancing and
singing when they suddenly notice this uncle balancing on the balcony with a
strange look on his face. He falls and the first person to respond he reaches
up and bites, pulling away flesh and frothing at the mouth. From there things
progress with the discovery that he's infected others there and those who are
infected begin attacking those who are not. Soon blood sprays and bites become
frequent, Clara and Nina become separated and each group they are with attempts
to find a way to survive.
These zombies are not the standard slow moving sort but the
run as fast as you can and grab anything moving kind. And each person who falls
then gets up to join the carnage. With no hope of anyone coming to their
rescue, Nina tells those in his group he refuses to leave until he finds Clara.
He says they have a connection and he knows she's still alive. When her voice comes
over the PA system his statement is proven true and he now heads out to find
her.
The film offers something different from the previous
entries. First off is the fact that while its contained in a huge reception
hall and grounds, its no longer that enclosed feeling found in an apartment
complex wrapped in plastic to contain the disease. The disease is loose on the
world now. Secondly this one adds small touches of humor now and then to ease
the fear you feel while watching. One character walks around in a foam knock
off brand Spongebob outfit (he was there to entertain the children) with a
shotgun in his hand. Nina dons a suit of armor found in the chapel to protect
himself while searching for Clara. Touches like these shuffle the emotions felt
while watching.
The film should keep gore hounds happy with the amount of
blood that splatters and shoots across the screen. Limbs are severed, guts are
yanked out and bites offer up plenty of chewed flesh that spurts plenty of
fluid.
Some people have criticized the film for straying away from
familiar territory. One criticism has been that the priest in the film stops
the zombies from moving about by reading Biblical passages. Those who know the
cause of this plague will understand, those who thought it was simply a virus
will not. Suffice to say that it is possible in the world this story takes
place in that that would help.
Another thing that upset some fans was the change of locale,
the difference between the confined space and this spacious reception hall and
grounds. But that only makes sense when you consider the subject at hand, the
spread of a disease of sorts that will infect the world. Eventually you must
leave that confined space and move on. REC 3 does just that, taking the disease
outside of that small space and moving it forward. Should another sequel come
up my guess is it will be spread even further, infecting an entire city rather
than a small space. It's the natural progression of things.
If you like zombie films, you'll love this. If you like the
REC films, you should love this. If you love horror movies or gore films this
one should be right up your alley. If you enjoy none of the above be prepared
for something different than you normally watch. A solid foreign horror film
that hits all the right notes.
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COMA: MEDICAL MAYHEM FOR A NEW GENERATION
When the original movie COMA was released to theaters an
entire generation was put into a state of panic when it came to undergoing
simple surgery. The idea of surgery is scary enough but to consider the thought
that someone at the hospital would put you into a coma on purpose so they could
harvest your organs for the highest bidder? My guess is the number of people
who signed on to "organ donor" cards that year plummeted. Believe it
or not that was 34 years ago and it seems that there is a new generation who
has no idea what the story of COMA is. That is until they watch this new
mini-series just released on DVD.
The story revolves around a med student studying to become a
surgeon by the name of Susan Wheeler (Lauren Ambrose). It helps that her family
helped establish the hospital she's doing her residency in, but Susan has to
pull her own weight as well. Just having a name won't get you past doctors
trying to push you to the limit.
Things get a little odd when a friend of Susan's in for a
routine operation suddenly crashes on the operating table and goes into a coma.
No one can explain why this happened and she is eventually sent to a long term
care facility called The Jefferson Institute. But this doesn't comfort Susan
much. She continues to search for a reason for her friend's sudden comatose
state, a search that eventually causes two different people who provide her
with information to lose their jobs.
Running parallel to this story is a bright young surgeon who
is Susan's instructor as well, Dr. Mark Bellows (Steven Pasquale). Bellows is
having an affair with a psychologist and hospital head, Dr. Lindquest (Geena
Davis). As he instructs Susan and eventually joins her crusade to find out
what's going on, Lindquest becomes jealous and threatens his position. It's not
enough to stop him or Susan from digging deeper.
As Susan checks the records she discovers that there has
been an abnormal amount of comas at her hospital, enough that one would think
and investigation would have begun. But doctors and the heads of the hospital
circle the wagons and not only prevent an investigation but threaten to expel
Susan as well. To her rescue comes the star doctor of the hospital and their
biggest money maker when it comes to fundraising, Dr. Stark (James Woods). When
Stark takes gets involved with Susan's investigation things take a turn for the
worse. Sorry, no spoiler here I won't reveal anything involving Stark.
The more Susan digs into the reason for the comas and their
connection to The Jefferson Institute, the darker things become. Just who is
involved and how far up the chain of command this conspiracy goes is anyone's
guess and as viewers we find ourselves with plenty of possible bad guys to
choose from. From Susan's point of view there is almost no one she can trust
and even those she does she has to wonder about. When an attempt is made on her
life rather than give up she continues searching for answers.
If you've seen the original then you already know what is
going on behind the scenes. If you haven't then you'll probably not want to
watch this before scheduling surgery any time soon. The story itself is a tight
thriller that keeps you guessing until the end.
That being said it worked better the first time around.
Contained in a film just under 2 hours it works better and doesn't overload you
with far too much information or quantity of possible suspects. As a four hour
mini-series it takes us places that don't matter that just seem to fill time
and cause you to forget who is who and just why they're important to the story.
The pacing isn't near as frantic and the thrill aspect of the story doesn't
really kick in until the last 20 minutes of more. The original kept a pace
going from half way through until the very end of the film.
This is not to say that this version is terrible. It's just,
well, different. That's one of the problems with remakes; those of us who
remember the original find ourselves unconsciously comparing the two each and
every minute of the film. If this is your first exposure to this story then
you'll find plenty to hold your interest. If you recall the first version, this
one holds up okay but you'll find it slower than that one. Either way, it makes
for an interesting story and worth the price of a rental.
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MAGIC CITY: MIAMI AND THE MOB
Once more cable TV sets out to make a series that hopes to
deliver high class drama with low class subject matter. It's something they've
come to do well for the most part but not always as effectively as they'd like.
This time around the series revolves around the Miami hotel circuit near the
end of the fifties and into the sixties, displaying the desire of Hollywood
execs to try and capitalize off the success of other shows once more. Once MAD
MEN took off and became a hit, suddenly everyone wanted to revisit the early
60s. The network series about Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Empire floundered
shortly after it aired and PAN AM didn't even make it through the first season.
So how does MAGIC CITY stand?
The story revolves around Ike Evans (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), a
man who struggled from the bottom to get to the top. The owner and main driving
force behind the Miramar Hotel on the famous beach does whatever he can to make
his business succeed. Unfortunately that includes becoming involved with the
mob in the form of boss Ben Diamond (Danny Huston).
The time is ripe for mob influence as well with Castro
coming into power in Cuba and their hotels/casinos there being lost. They not
only want to be involved in the hotels in Miami, they want to take ownership of
them from behind the scenes. It's the only way they can with the FBI looking
over their shoulder.
Ike sees the potential that the hotels in Miami have. He
sees it as more than a simple place to rest yourself on the road to somewhere.
This is a resort town in the making with the potential of casinos and high
class entertainment much like Vegas which was developing at the same time. But
he has problems that he thinks only these mob connections can solve, the first
of which is a potential union strike by the hotel employees. With Frank Sinatra
set to open on his stage, he can't afford to have them picketing out front. The
mob solution of course ends in someone being killed and the body dumped. This
plays into several episodes down the line and links Ike into the dealings
behind the scenes as well as in front.
The story also involves Ike's sons, one of whom unknowingly
begins a rather heated affair with Ben's wife and the other going to college to
become involved with law enforcement. Either one has the potential of
collapsing the dreams of Ike.
The show does capture the feel and the look of the times. It
offers a glittery surface that most people who went their saw without the
darker roots at its core. It's those darker roots that develop most of the
drama in the show and that keep it interesting.
The acting is well played by all involved. Morgan has become
a driving force in the roles he plays. I first saw him in the series
SUPERNATURAL and wondered why he wasn't used more. Since then he's had several
starring roles and with his turn here as Ike shows that he deserves more.
Huston plays the slimy mob boss to perfection. Ruled more by temperamental fits
than by sly cunning, Huston's Ben is to be feared first and foremost. He can be
outmaneuvered but only if you don't forget that behind that temper is a cunning
sense of evil that just might discover more than you want.
While the show is well made and thought out it didn't feel
to me that it would be one that would last several seasons and yet season two
is already in the works. It will be interesting to see how it plays out. The
one thing that did bother me while watching was the reliance on nudity that all
cable shows seem to feel the need to resort to. It's as if they feel the only
way to let people know that the show is a cable show is to display nude women
every so many minutes per episode. While the women on view are lovely isn't
there a better use for them in a series than window dressing? I'm sure those
who made the series would argue that women at that time in this arena were used
for nothing more. For myself I've just grown tired of the same thing being
dumped into cable series as nothing more than a way of saying "See? We're
a cable series. We have breasts and networks don't. Watch us instead." It
doesn't encourage me to watch. The story should be what matters and the focus
of the show as well. The so called "window dressing" doesn't get me
interested.
That being said there is potential in this show. If they can
focus on the important aspects of it and move past the rest then it might be
something worth watching. If it continues down this path then it is nothing
more that a celebration of T&A with some story thrown in for good measure.
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EXCISION: NEW TURN ON THE TROUBLED TEEN
A generation of film makers has been influenced by David
Lynch, a director with and artistic touch whose movies were always interesting
and always quirky. Unfortunately that same generation missed out on the artistic
side and has clung to the quirkiness of his films offering movies that while
weird aren't usually entertaining. Until the final moments of EXCISION, that's
the case here.
Anna Lynne McCord stars as Pauline, a disillusioned teen who
dreams of being a surgeon one day but who has no plans of following what it
takes to get there. She refuses to study, does everything in her power to make
herself the outsider in her school and for the most part is just plain
disagreeable. Pauline is what teens appear to be these days, a young person who
dreams of glory and expects it to just happen.
Pauline's mother is completely different. Phyllis (Traci
Lords) is a prim and proper home maker. Not quite June Cleaver, but she plans
out her dinners, expects her children to eat at the table and not leave until
excused and wants what is best for both of her daughters. Pauline's sister
suffers from a disease that will eventually require her to have a lung
replaced. Due to this ailment she usually gets preferential treatment. Her father
is just a fixture in the house, rarely taking sides in any argument except to
back his wife when she pushes the issue.
Pauline is a completely unlikable character in this film.
Make up has provided her with the typical teenage zits problem, she doesn't
comb her hair and she dresses in the drabbest way possible. She's an outsider
who wants nothing to do with the other kids at school and the feeling is
mutual. Her days are spent trying to figure out ways not to develop into
something else and her dreams are filled with people dressed in white who
almost always find a way to cover themselves in blood.
Pauline does make an attempt at normality of sorts. She
decides it's time she lost her virginity and approaches a young boy to be the
one to deflower her. He shrugs her off in front of her friends but eventually
gives her a call. They retreat to a motel room where they have at it. Things go
smoothly until Pauline asks him to perform oral sex on her. It's only then that
he realizes she's on her period, something she planned to avoid pregnancy but
never bothered to tell him. This results in his girlfriend getting even with
Pauline when she learns and painting words like slut on her house. Yes, it's
that kind of movie folks.
The movie moves along at a snails pace and is filled with
little more than one attempt after another for Pauline to try and anger her
mother. Most films that feature teen angst are trying to make a point, here
it's just a plot device to move the film forward. Or is it?
The film has an upsetting
and mind blowing ending that makes the entire film seem completely different in
retrospect. The problem is that it takes almost the entire length of the film
to get there, giving nothing but weird and boring moments until then. While
watching I had this feeling of saying that this film was the biggest waste of
time I'd seen in ages. But after the end I found myself thinking about it
differently. Yes, it's still not for everyone and only those with a taste for
the unusual will like it. But it's not the terrible film it seemed while
watching it.
My guess is that this film will develop some sort of cult
following if those who find themselves into this sort of thing can discover it.
Once they do perhaps it will be listed as a film that critics will recommend as
something startling, something inventive and something original. It is all
those things but its also slow moving and not in the best way possible. If you
decide to watch this one then watch it all the way through to the end. Only
then will it make it a film worth watching.
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STARSHIP TROOPERS-INVASION: LET IT GO, PLEASE
If you loved the original film STARSHIP TROOPERS then good for you. I too loved the movie and found it to be one of the most original science fiction films released in some time. The sequel was okay but then it became more of a franchise and less of a story. A series of CGI cartoons followed on TV and that ended up becoming feature length CGI cartoons like this one, STARSHIP TROOPERS-INVASION.
A group of troopers are sent aboard a stranded space vessel
to recover a squad sent in to rescue a prisoner and his guard. They don't know
why, they just follow orders. Both are retrieved and a swarm of
"bugs" attack them, taking out a few members and wounding another.
They make it back to their ship but something is wrong.
One of two ships involved here goes dark and the troopers
are sent in to find out what's happening. To their dismay they find more
"bugs" and a problem bigger than they expected to find.
Okay so that's a small description of what this film is all
about but in truth it doesn't take much more than that to explain. What we have
here isn't so much about story or furthering the mythology behind the series.
Instead we have tons of explosions and gun battles involving humans versus
"bugs". Honestly that gets pretty boring after a while, even more so
when even the humans are CGI.
Just to make sure the film gets an R rating (as if the
violence weren't enough) a couple of nude shots are inserted as well. If naked
CGI women are your thing then by all means, pick this movie up. You'll want to
freeze frame on those scenes where most of us sit and wonder why anyone would
find the need to make them in the first place.
It's a shame that movies like this get made while other more
deserving films sit in limbo waiting to be made. My guess would be that it
costs little to make, that most of the programming for the CGI was in the
computers already and they thought they could get a nice return on investment
by making this. Fans of the original will find no reason to seek this out. Fans
of science fiction will not find much to like either. That leaves pretty much
no one who will love this movie with the exception of naked CGI babe fetish
crowd.
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MAXIMUM CONVICTION: MAXIMUM CRAP
Words can not begin to express the feelings I have for this poorly made direct to DVD movie. With the exception of some decent photography involved there is little to like about it. Its movies like these that give direct to DVD movies a bad name and that's saying a lot.
The plot is simple and ridiculous. A secret maximum security
prison is being closed down. In charge of seeing to it that things run smooth
is an ex-Black Ops operative named Tom Steel (Steven Seagal). His right hand
man is Manning (Steve Austin). The two banter back and forth every now and then
sounding like they're reading the lines for the first time with no emotion
whatsoever.
The night before closing two special prisoners were admitted
under Steel's orders. One is a woman who claims she works for the CIA and has
special information she needs to pass on. Of course her request is ignored by
the prison warden. The transport for the prisoners arrives and things just
don't seem quite kosher. Surprise! The group is actually a mercenary group sent
in to capture this CIA agent and retrieve information from her. To do this they
not only pose as the transport but a squad also sneaks in via the garbage
truck. Oh how clever, the truck is called Trojan waste control. Get it? Like a
Trojan horse? With men inside? That's the high end of wit in this movie.
When the warden is taken prisoner and the guards are being
gunned down left and right only Austin can help keep the prisoners safe. Of
course Seagal is on his way as well and has no problem getting into the
building or calling on back up from the rest of his crew. Carnage follows in
the forms of hand to hand combat and numerous gun battles and explosives toss
in now and then.
I guess what truly disappoints me about this movie is that
at one time I thought Seagal would be the best action star there could be. His
early movies still hold a place on my shelf where I pull them out from time to
time to watch. But something happened and suddenly his movies began to really stink.
My only guess is that the fame went to his head and suddenly he thought he
could do no wrong, taking control of most aspects of his films. Please Steven,
let the guys who know what they are doing take control.
In the extras there is a part where Seagal says that he is
the master of improv when it comes to movies and he inserts his own dialogue in
the way that HE thinks the character would speak. I just don't imagine a high
level black ops operative saying hey man every few sentences. Bill and Ted? Yes.
Black ops operative? No. There is a reason the people who write scripts are
paid to, well, write scripts. He should allow them to do so.
Austin doesn't fare much better. His role is nothing more
than being a hard ass and kicking butt. He does that part well. It's amazing
the things that happen to him that rarely cause him more than discomfort and a
few minutes of unconsciousness only to rise up tougher than before in a few
minutes. On occasion they give him some Schwarzenegger style one liners to say but
his acting ability isn't enough that he can pull it off. I've seen some Austin
films that I enjoyed as well but this isn't one of them.
One would think that two top notch action stars could make a
good movie. But with the choices both have made in the past few years perhaps
calling them top notch is stretching it a bit. Both have potential though I'm
beginning to think Seagal's time has come and gone. Perhaps it's time to pass
the torch on to someone else before he gets burned.
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