Wednesday, August 26, 2015

MORTDECAI: DEPP DOESN’T DO SELLERS



I’m a fan of Johnny Depp. He’s made tons of movies that I’ve enjoyed over the years. My wife is an even bigger fan but then there’s that whole ooo look at him attitude she has that I don’t quite share. But for some reason over the past few years Depp has chosen some rather odd movies to make, movies that aren’t doing well at the box office. Add this one to the list, deservedly so.

Depp plays Mortdecai, an Inspector Clouseau type character who bumbles in nearly everything he does and yet comes out on top. As an art dealer and part time thief, Mortdecai has squandered his money and is about to be tossed out of his estate, something that his wife Johanna (Gwyneth Paltrow) is none too keen about.

In an effort to help and to save him (and her) from this embarrassment, old friend inspector Alistair Martland (Ewan McGregor) offers Mortdecai a job. A Goya painting has been stolen and he hires Mortdecai to help track it down. Along with his ever faithful manservant Jock Strapp (Paul Bettany) to help, he sets off to retrieve the painting and save his home. Their world hopping escapades to recover the painting and save his home are what make up the movie.

This might sound like a nice set up for a great comedy but it fails more often than succeeds. The pompousness of Mortdecai is the main gag here and it becomes boring early on in the film. A joke involving his moustache and how it makes his wife gag to the point of throwing up which in turn makes him throw up is funny the first time but grows old the more it repeats. His bumbling also grows tiresome as the movie progresses and the saves performed on his behalf by Jock makes you wonder why he would stay with him all these years rather than marvel at how funny each is.

I won’t say the film is without laughs and I did just that several times while watching it. But in the end those moment weren’t near what they should have been with this film being a comedy and all. With a running time of 107 minutes there should have been far less set up and more laughs before the credits rolled. A tighter script would have helped, condensing the film to no more than 90 minutes top by eliminating the wasted moments found here.

Depp can be an amazing actor. He possesses the skills for comedic timing, check any of the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN to see that. He can also do dialect with ease and create quirky characteristics for the portrayals of roles he’s been given. At the same time he can overdo all of that and make a character you end up not wanting to watch for any length of time. Mortdecai is one of those characters.

This isn’t the worst movie ever made and some will enjoy it but for me it left me wanting to go back and watch those old Pink Panther/Inspector Clouseau films with Peter Sellers. Sellers knew when to go for laughs and when to sit back. Those films had tight scripts without wasted moments. The people behind this film could have learned something from watching those. If the movies that are worth watching are all checked out when you go to rent a movie then this one could pass an evening. But as for repeat worthiness it doesn’t fit the bill.

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