I saw this film when it came out and wondered how it would
hold up on DVD. The answer is quite well. If for some reason you don't know
what G.I.Joe is there was a set of toys in the 60s that consisted of 12"
tall dolls for guys based on the military put out by Hasbro. But they really
took off in the 80s when they were made only 6" tall and came with all
sorts of characters, gadgets, vehicles and their own cartoon show. If you loved
those toys you're almost certain to love the movies, especially G.I.JOE:
RETALIATION.
This time around Cobra Commander is held prisoner along with
Despero, both captured at the end of the first film. Commander's right hand man
Zartan is posing at the U.S. President (Jonathan Pryce) thanks to nanomites,
microscopic robots that make him physically appear to be him. As the film opens
someone has killed the President of Pakistan and the "President"
sends the Joes in to capture their nuclear bombs before terrorists can do so.
While this is going on a rescue attempt on Cobra Commander
is in progress. I won't say much more than that so as to not ruin a few
surprises here including the introduction of new Cobra member Firefly. Suffice
to say it succeeds and the Commander is back in the saddle of all things evil
once again.
Now led by Duke (Channing Tatum) the team drops in to take
out the base and capture the nukes. Along with Duke are Roadblock (Dwayne
Johnson), Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki), Flint (D.J. Cotrona) and several other
Joes. They succeed in their mission only to be bombed and shot by a group of
Cobra helicopters. Only Roadblock, Jaye and Flit survive. Afterwards the
"President" blames the assassination on the Joes and outlaws any
remaining members.
The three remaining teammates return to the states to find
answers as to what happened. They know that the President was the only person
with enough power to order their termination and set out to get more intell. Roadblock,
now in charge, turns to the only man he trusts, the original G.I.Joe, Gen. Joe
Cotton (Bruce Willis). If the team can get enough evidence to prove what is
going on, Cotton and a few friends will help them save the country.
While this is going on Snake Eyes (Ray Park), the secretive
ninja style Joe, is out to save the honor of his dojo and capture Storm Shadow.
Climbing the peaks of a snow covered along with fellow good ninja Jinx (Elodie
Young), they capture their prey and head out followed by Shadow's evil ninja
bodyguards. What follows is an amazing fight sequence along the face of the
mountain from ropes that has to be seen to be believed.
Once the Joes are reunited and sides are taken they are
informed of what Cobra Commander is up to. As is always the case it involves
world domination, blowing up well known locations and general mayhem. What it
results in is a rip snorting good time filled with action, gadgets and those
well love vehicles that fans of the cartoons and toys remember so well.
The movie offers exactly what you would expect, plenty of
non-stop action, some thrilling fight sequences, lots of things blowing up and
all those vehicles I mentioned. The new characters like Roadblock and Gen.
Cotton mix in well with the ones from the first film and the bad guys are just
as evil as you would expect. Are there plot holes or things that make no sense?
Sure if you look for them. But instead just go in looking for that action that
you love so well when it comes to these characters and movies.
There isn't a weak performance in this film. Everyone plays
up to the standards you would expect for the Joe team and the bad guys. The
effects that are on screen prove that this production put its money where its
mouth was. By the end of the film if you aren't on the edge of your seat
yelling for the Joe's to kick butt then something is wrong. You'll also find
yourself witnessing something rare in films these days, an honest to goodness
hero that can be looked up to. Granted, there is some rougher language used
than in those old cartoons and people do get killed. But on the whole this is
one action flick not to miss.
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