Wednesday, February 9, 2022

A WORLD OF COVID-19

 

You may be asking yourself whey there was such a delay in posting new reviews here at Digital Views. I can only apologize and let you know the reason is the same that many have had for things over the last year: Covid-19.

I try and stay home as much as possible but being involved with a church program at Christmas time is something I’ve done for the past 8 years and this year was no different. The show was on December 3rd with rehearsals the week prior. On December 5th I began feeling sick. On December 8th I was tested. And on December 10th my diagnosis came back positive for Covid. I had the two Pfizer vaccines and I’m thankful I did since they say it lessens the symptoms. With my wife passing earlier this year I face the issues alone.

It’s not something I would wish on anyone but I was fortunate. I didn’t lose my senses of taste of smell but I did lose my appetite. I had headaches off and on. The two worst symptoms bother me to this day 2 months later: fatigue and labored breathing. After that I think I came down with a normal cold a few weeks later.

So that’s why things are popping up late here. While there are 29 new reviews posted as of today there are plenty more on the way. I’m planning on having a number of them posted by this coming Sunday. So stick with us here at Digital Views. And leave a comment every now and then, they are always appreciated. Coming up are reviews for CLOSE RANGE, SAVAGAE DOGS, RETRIBUTION, VERA CRUZ, THE EMPEROR'S SWORD, PHANTOM OF THE MALL, RAGING FIRE, FREUD, BEDTIME STORY, SHOCK, SURF NAZIS MUST DIE and THE SHERLOCK HOLMES VAULT COLLECTION. 

My thanks to all the distributors and PR people who have been so understanding and helpful through this time. Each day I find something new has arrived it keeps me perked up and ready to tackle the next movie review. Thank all of you once again. 

Stay healthy out there. Get the vaccine if you have no issues not to. Mask up if for no other reason than to just staying clear of arguments. And make sure you pay attention to your health. Thoughts and prayers to all the readers of Digital Views.

F/X & F/X 2: EFFECTS IN AND OUT

 

  

In 1979 Orion was a film company making some decent films ROBOCOP, ARTHUR, PLATOON, AMADEUS, HOOSIERS, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and DANCES WITH WOLVES among them. Then problems kicked in, the studio had problems and was eventually bought out by MGM. In 1986 a small low budget film was made by the company that became a hit for them, enough so that there was not only a sequel but a TV series that spun off from the film. That movie was F/X. That film and the sequel are being released by Kino Lorber this week on Blu-ray. 

F/X tells the story of special effects artist Rollie Tyler (Bryan Brown) whose abilities we see demonstrated in the film’s opening sequence, one where a gangster shows up and mows down a group of patrons in a restaurant. On the set that night he is approached by a producer named Lipton (Cliff De Young) who he agrees to meet with the following day. 

Lipton turns out not to be a producer but a DOJ agent. The DOJ wants to hire Rollie to fake the assassination of a top mafia witness named Nicholas DeFranco (Jerry Orbach). Rollie finally agrees but things go wrong. Lipton has changed out the blanks with real bullets and attempts to kill Rollie who escapes. 

He makes his way to his girlfriend’s apartment but then see her killed by a sniper who comes to the apartment to make sure his work is down. They fight and Rollie kills him before heading out to clear his name. The detective assigned to the murder is Leo McCarthy (Brian Dennehy). McCarthy was the man who brought in DeFranco. He wonders if there is a connection and being following his lead, leads that will find their way into the DOJ. 

The movie was great, offering plenty of action and more plot than most low budget films are willing to spend time with. Brown, who at this time was only known to US audience for his role in THE THORN BIRDS, does a fantastic job as the everyman with a skill trying to clear his name, enough so that he began to see better roles come his way. Dennehy had an up and down career but this movie shows why he was so good at what he did on screen. But if you’re going to make a movie about a special effects man and what he does the effects had better be good. That they are with Carl Fullerton on makeup effects and Connie Brink on special effects. 

I won’t reveal the end of the first film but time does pass between that and F/X 2. Six years in real time and it seems almost the same in the film. Rollie has moved on from being in special effects and now owns a company creating high end toys for sale. He’s living with his girlfriend Kim Brandon (Rachel Ticotin) and her son Chris (Dominic Zamprogna). Rachel shares custody with her ex-husband Mike (Tom Mason) who has to cancel his weekend due to work. 

Mike is a detective with the NYPD. Working on a stalker case with murderous intent, he asks Rollie to help him create the illusion that the prey for this stalker is home when he will actually be in her apartment. Rollie turns him down but then takes the case. With a camera hidden so he can see and a fake fog induced bathroom Rollie watches as things go bad. Another killer is in the apartment and he cuts Mike’s throat. Mike’s supervisor Ray Silak (Philp Bosco) breaks in with his men and shoots the stalker. At the same time Rollie chases the real killer but loses him in the street. 

Returning home Rollie watches the footage again. As he watches he sees Silak take the killer’s knife when the other officers go down to wait for the coroner and dip it into Mike’s blood. Something is going on involving corrupt officers and Silak is in on it. Toss in some long lost medallions from the Vatican and heaps of money and you have a conspiracy. With no one to turn to, especially the NYPD, Rollie turns to the only person he trust to help him, Leo McCarthy. 

The film is a fantastic sequel, not resting too much on the previous film but moving the story of these two characters forward. Once more each actor turns in a fantastic performance making both believable and interesting. As viewer we care about what happens to each and by the end both have reasons for this to be personal. 

Kino Lorber is releasing the film on Blu-ray with no real extras worth mentioning. It doesn’t matter. Both films look great and offer a tremendous amount of entertainment value. While the two films may have been forgotten by the masses this is a great opportunity to pick them up and enjoy them all over again.

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GHOSTBUSTERS – AFTERLIFE: THE SEQUEL FANS DESERVE

 

 

In 2016 a reboot of GHOSTBUSTERS was attempted, replacing the entire cast with women. With the lineup they had it should have been funny. It was anything but. Not only was it bad it was one of the worst sequels/reboots ever made. Now we have GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE. After seeing this I believe that all copies of the 2016 film should be burned. In every possible format, burned. Forgotten. This is the movie that fans deserved.

Kicking off in Summerville, Oklahoma we see a solitary figure fighting some evil force. It is captured in a Ghostbusters trap and hidden after which the figure is killed. Moving to a different location we see a woman with two children trying to cope with life. She inherits the old home the solitary figure was in just as they are evicted from their apartment. Off to Oklahoma they go. 

A slight spoiler. Callie (Carrie Coon) is the daughter of Egon Spengler. Her children are Trevor (Finn Wolfhard), a 15 year old boy unhappy with the move and Phoebe (McKenna Grace), a hyper intelligent young girl with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. They arrive in town and find the home they were left, a dilapidated old house in the country surrounded by fields and in terrible shape. 

Going into town that night for something to eat they stop at an old diner with roller skating carhops. One of them, Lucky (Celeste O’Connor) catches Trevor’s eye and he applies for a job there while flirting with her. Shot down he still sees a chance. 

Back home Phoebe comes across a piece of equipment of Egon’s, a P.K.E. Meter. She doesn’t know what it does yet but it starts itself and leaves her to wonder. That night she puts the pieces of a chess board in place before going to bed. When she wakes, one piece is moved. 

At school Phoebe meets and makes a friend, a young geeky boy named Podcast (Logan Kim), so named because he records everything for his podcast that has one subscriber. She also finds herself in a summer school class taught by Mr. Grooberson (Paul Rudd), a teacher who spends his time putting in old horror films for the kids to watch while he investigates some strange things happening in the area. Phoebe recognizes him as a seismologist and begins helping him. 

While helping him Phoebe pulls out the ghost trap she found and Grooberson realizes what it is. She’d never heard about her grandfather’s famous exploits and he shows them on YouTube. Curiosity gets the better of them and they open the trap releasing whatever was contained inside. That ghost heads for an old mining camp located in the mountain nearby.

Back home Trevor finds a dilapidated old car in the shed and begins working to repair it and get it running. What he doesn’t realize is that this is the Ecto-1, the car the original Ghostbusters drove. Once he gets it running he takes it out only to find it may be more than he can handle at first. He eventually picks up Phoebe and Podcast but not before the two of them have found a ghost on the loose.

Trust me when I say all of this is doing nothing more than setting the players in place for what is to come. Yes, Gozer is on the way back along with her two giant monster dogs. But so much more will take place getting that into position. The nostalgic feeling of this film is overpowering and rather than being made in 2021 it feels like it was made in the eighties. Sure we have kids involved now, the newest trope for a movie from Hollywood. But it works here, better than most. 

There is no single performance in this film that is not perfect. The casting is amazing. The look of the film, setting the cast in a country location rather than the streets of NYC works. The effects work here is amazing matching things from the original film perfectly. This includes an appearance by the Sta Puff Marshmallow man as you’ve never seen him. One more MAJOR SPOILER ALERT: I knew this going in. There is a reunion and it will melt your heart. 

Fans of the original films will fall in love with this one. There are two post credit sequences so don’t turn it off, let it run. And if you don’t find yourself with a tear in your eye when this one is over I would be surprised. This is the most fun I’ve had watching a movie in a long time. Trust me, you and your family will as well.

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SHAWSCOPE VOLUME ONE: AN AMAZING COLLECTION

 

 

Martial arts have been in movies for some time. You might recall the karate chops in spy films, most notably James Bond in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE. But movies with a basis in martial arts were rarely found until 173 when Bruce Lee came out with ENTER THE DRAGON. Sure his other films had been released her as well as a few others. But this was the film that ignited a craze that took over the world.

Following the release of that film more movies made their way here and were successful and not just in the grindhouses of 42nd Street in NYC. Across the country those older films found their way to television. Saturday or Sunday afternoons found Black Belt Theater and Kung Fu Theater programs airing the older films from China, more often than not poor copies of them being used. 

The biggest company behind most of those films was the Shaw Brothers Studio. The studio had been releasing films since the early fifties. Many were historical dramas and some of those involve intense action sequences with martial arts and swordplay. But with the passing of Bruce Lee shortly after ENTER THE DRAGON was released, their product attempted to fill the void left by his death.

Many of the Show Brothers films have been released to disc in the past but those were the washed out looking features we saw on TV. Now all of this has changed and several companies are making up for it. Perhaps most notably among them is Arrow Video with their new release SHAWSCOPE VOLUME ONE. It might be a little pricey but if you are a fan of these films this will be a must have for your collection. 

This box set features 12 full length features from the Shaw Brothers Studio. Each has been cleaned up and restored to the best quality you will find. In addition to that they’re including a number of extras that make this an amazing box set, one of the best released in the last few months.

The movies include KING BOXER aka FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH. This was one of the first major Chinese films to make it big here in the states. The story revolved around two rival martial arts schools vying for the recognition of being the best there is and starred Lieh Lo, one of the major stars of the genre. THE BOXER FROM SHANTUNG tells a different type of story as a young man makes his way through Shanghai changing from good guy to bad and then back again. FIVE SHOALIN MASTERS finds five Shaolin students escaping the burning of their temple, the last of the Shaolin disciples with each mastering their own special technique. This film featured two of the biggest stars in the genre, Ti Lung and David Chiang. 

If that film wasn’t enough it was followed by SHAOLIN TEMPLE, also included in this box set. This one revolves around a Shaolin temple that martial arts students are lining up to become trained at. But only those who pass all tests are allowed to enter. Once more the temple is doomed from inside as well as out. Ti Lung and David Chiang also star in this one along with along with rising star Sheng Fu, who sadly passed away at age 28 in a car crash. 

As a change of pace there is MIGHTY PEKING MAN, perhaps the weakest entry in the box set. This obvious take off on King Kong will inspire more laughs than scares. Back to more martial arts. While most of the earlier films were directed by the legendary Cheh Change, his stunt coordinator Lau Kar-leung began directing as well and CHALENGE OF THE MASTERS and EXECUTIONERS FROM SHAOLIN are included here. The first is based on real life martial arts master and physician Wong Fei-hung. Many films have been based on this character starring everyone from Jackie Chan to Jet Li.

Also included in the set are CHINATOWN KID, THE FIVE VENOMS one of the most memorable films that fans adore, CRIPPLED AVENGERS, HEROES OF THE EAST and DIRTY HO which features another of the more famous stars of the genre Gordon Liu. 

The films are beautiful to watch with stunning sets and decorations, amazing martial arts and acrobatic skills and some of the best fighting sequences ever filmed. You may remember these as those chop socky action films you saw as a kid but watching them through adult eyes you can appreciate the work that went into them and why there were so popular around the world. With 2K masters from the original film negatives they have never looked better. If you’re a fan then by all means pick this one up as soon as possible. If not a fan find someone who is and give these a look. Some amazing films are on display in this set. Chances are you be as anxious as I am for volume two.

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MR. MAJESTYK: DON’T MESS WITH A MAN’S CROP

 


I was always a Charles Bronson fan. If he had a movie come out, I wanted to see it. Lucky for me the local drive-in where I grew up seemed to show them all. Now I think about it and realize that there is a whole generation who most likely have no idea who he was. I find that sad. Hopefully with his movies being released on Blu-ray from Kino Lorber that will change. One of those, and one of my favorites, is MR. MAJESTYK.

MR. MAJESTYK was released in 1974. It was written by famed action author Elmore Leonard whose books were often turned into films like GET SHORTY, JACKIE BROWN and 3:10 TO YUMA among them. At the directed helm was Richard Fleischer, known for directing films like 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, THE VIKINGS, FANTASTIC VOYAGE, THE NEW CENTURIONS and SOYLENT GREEN as well as countless others. Combined with Bronson in one of his best roles and the movie was a hit. 

Bronson stars as Vince Majestyk, a simple watermelon farmer just trying to earn a living from the land in Colorado. Vince is an ex-con, former U.S. Army Ranger and Vietnam Vet and his current crop is needed to keep his farm running. One morning he shows up to find his workers replaced by a group of drunks hired by local hood Bobby Kopas (Paul Koslo). Bobby is running a protection racket and makes the mistake of springing this one on Vince. Instead Vince runs Bobby off with his own shotgun and brings in experienced Mexican migrant workers led by union organizer Nancy Chavez (Linda Crystal).

Kopas files assault charges against Vince which lands him in jail where he shares a cell with mob hitman Frank Renda (Al Lettieri). As the two are being transferred via bus Renda’s men attempt and escape. Vince takes control of the bus and heads to his cabin in the woods. Still handcuffed Renda offers Vince $25,000 to turn him lose. Vince turns him down, intending to turn him over to the police in return for his freedom so he can finish harvesting his crop. 

Both the police and Renda’s men are contacted to pick him up but Renda eventually escapes. He learns that the charges against him have been dropped and he’s free to go. His friend tells him that he should head out of the US and just relax. But Renda has been angered and all that he worries about is revenge on Vince. He brings in Kopas and tells him to drop the assault charges. With Vince free he can go about taking him out. 

One of the most famous scenes in the film is when Renda and his men show up at Vince’s farm ready to kill him only to discover he’s in town. They beat up his crew and take machine guns to the watermelons blowing them all apart. This leads to the climax of the film, a battle between a man who just wanted to harvest his watermelons and a ruthless killer seeking revenge. 

The thing that makes this film work so well is that the story is simple. There are no convoluted plot devices put in place here. It is one man trying to do the right thing versus a killer who has no compunction about killing another man for the most minor of slights. Today there would be all sorts of subplots to complicate things rather than sticking to a simple story. 

Bronson is on top of his game here. This is the type of role that made him a much sought after action star. No ranting and raving, just a subtle touch of annoyance in the character. And he has the skills to back up his beliefs and uses them to full advantage when his patience finally breaks. Lettieri always played mob connected characters and he plays this one to the hilt. Crystal come through as a caring character ready to help Bronson who treats her friends right.

The movie was a box office success and was followed by Bronson’s breakout role in DEATH WISH. It remains a favorite among fans and once you see it you can understand why. For me this was one I wanted in my collection and I’m happy that Kino Lorber has made that happen. If you love Bronson or just a solid action film you need to add it to your collection as well.

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BREAKHEART PASS: FORGET THE ORIENT EXPRESS

 

 

Kino Lorber is releasing a number of classic Charles Bronson films and I for one am excited. Some of these have only been released by boutique labels that were charging and arm and a leg for them before removing them from the market completely. Now fans of Bronson, myself among them, can watch them over and over again and can afford to add them to our collection. Like BREAKHEART PASS.

BREAKHEART PASS was a box office failure but it wasn’t because of the content of the film or those behind it. It was based on a novel by Alistair MacLean who had written the novels THE GUNS OF NAVARONE, ICE STATION ZEBRA and WHERE EAGLES DARE, all of which had been turned into successful films. Director Tom Gries after a long time run directing TV series had done WILL PENNY, 100 RIFLES and before this film the successful Bronson picture BREAKOUT. For some reason though fans didn’t flock to this film and it was their loss. 

A special train is heading to Fort Humboldt taking medical supplies after and outbreak of diphtheria hits. The train is also taking Nevada Governor Fairchild (Richard Crenna) and his fiancé Marica (Jill Ireland) who also happens to be the daughter of the Fort’s commander. On their journey they make a stop and pick up U.S. Marshall Pearce (Ben Johnson) who is escorting his prisoner John Deakin (Bronson). 

But all isn’t as it appears. As the soldiers on the train begin missing or are found killed some of the truth comes out. Deakin’s is actually a U.S. Secret Service agent. And instead of medical supplies the train is carrying weapons intended for a notorious outlaw who sells them to the Indians in return for them allowing to mine on their land. But for this to have taken place someone had to have been in on the conspiracy and switched out the supplies. But who among them is the one responsible?

What makes this movie so enjoyable is that it combines the western with the classic mystery format and combines the two into an incredibly entertaining movies. You’re never quite sure who the good guy is and who is bad. Even the small spoiler I mentioned about Bronson is held back for a while. Some will figure it out, those die-hard mystery fans. But for most this will be an interesting movie that leaves a lot to be deciphered.

By the time this movie was made Bronson was starring in most of his films with his real life wife Ireland. The two of them not only had good chemistry off screen but on as well. All of the movies they did together turned out to be solid films and this one is no exception. There is also a touch of joy to think that by making these movies together they were able to spend time together, time that was cut short by Ireland’s from cancer in 1990 at the age of only 54. 

While the movie didn’t do well when released fans still find this film to be yet another great example of why Bronson was such a great movie star. So often critics will slam an actor for not taking chances. Here Bronson stepped away from the shoot ‘em first type action hero for something else. But the critics still didn’t give him the credit he was due. When you look at the career of Bronson you discover that he was indeed a solid actor. Check out his roles in films like MASTER OF THE WORLD, THE DIRTY DOZEN or ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST and you’ll see a craftsman at work. 

For now take it upon yourself to pick up any and all of the Bronson titles being released by Kino Lorber. The quality of the prints they are releasing is top notch and they deserve credit for that. If for no other reason the fact that you can now own these movies in such a great format means you should be adding them to your collection now.

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CHATO’S LAND: REVISIONIST WESTERN

 

Kino Lorber continues their releasing of a number of Charles Bronson films with CHATO’S LAND. This film was the movie that began to see Bronson begin to become a leading man and box office draw. It was also the first he had done with director Michael Winner. The two would continue to collaborate with THE MECHANIC, THE STONE KILLER and DEATH WISH 1-3.

CHATO’S LAND kicks off with a bang, literally. Bronson stars as Pardon Chato, a half Apache man who enters the saloon as the film begins. A racist sheriff tells him to leave and Chato shoots him in self-defense, walking out of the saloon and leaving town after he finishes his drink. 

It isn’t long before word spreads through town with the story changing to claim Chato shot the sheriff just to kill him. The first person sought out to rectify this wrong is Captain Quincy Whitmore (Jack Palance), and ex-Confederacy officer and well respected member of the community. Donning his uniform he begins rounding up a posse to go after Chato. Among the rag tag group in the posse are good and bad men. The worst of the bunch are the Hooker brothers: Jubal (Simon Oakland), Elias (Ralph Waite) and Earl (Richard Jordan).  

The posse hits the trail in search of Chato even though he has an hour or so lead on them. He stays one step ahead of them throughout the film. During the first evening when they camp, he sneaks in and scatters their horses. He leads them one direction while traveling another. All of this frays on the nerves of those who think they are the ones stalking him. 

With enough lead on the posse Chato stops to see his wife and son. He does things that need done there in their small home and then heads out once more. The posse come upon his home and their bad side comes out. Elias, Earl and two other members of the posse rape Chato’s wife and then tie her up outside the home they shared using her as bait to capture Chato. But he creates a distraction and rescues his wife instead. 

Chato sets traps for the men and one by one they are finding themselves in more danger than they bargained for. But for some of them this is a matter of price now. It is also their deep rooted hatred of the Indian that some feel they are justified in doing whatever they want. From here forward the movie becomes less about the pursuit of Chato and more about the men who are chasing him. Egos are frayed as are the patience of each man. More arguments than agreements take place between them. Threats are tossed back and forth and some are carried out. And in the end each of them poses as much a threat to the other as does Chato. 

Bronson plays this role with little to no dialogue. Chato is a presence as well as an individual. To the posse represents all that they hate about the west. His ability to work with the world around him infuriates these men who have come to tame that same country with little success. For the viewers he is an innocent man driven to revenge the brutality directed towards him for no reason other than being who he is.

When made in 1972 there were numerous revisionist westerns being made, films that portrayed the Indian as a noble group and white men as the most vile of invaders as could be imagined. The reality is more likely that both sides were well represented in those days with good and bad on both sides. But this is storytelling and it needs a protagonist. With the decades of Indians being put down by the white man it was a time when things were changing on film and this was only a natural progression of things. 

There isn’t a bad performance at all in this film. Each actor on screen brings something to the character they are playing. Palance is a bit different here than usual, a man with a past and a conscience. Bronson is stoic and determined. Oakes, Waite and Jordan are despicable.

Winner does a great job of capturing a more realistic old west than most. It looks dirty and dusty and little else. The land is hot and dry, the sun a demon in the sky bringing nothing but heat and bad weather for farming. You can feel it in every pore of your being while watching. He also handles his cast well, bringing out solid performances. 

Bronson fans will want this version of the film in their collection. Kino Lorber is releasing it on Blu-ray and it’s never looked better. Add this one to your collection today.

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HOMEBODIES: ELDERLY DARK COMEDY

 

 

Back when HBO was new for most I was watching one night when a movie came on I’d heard of but never seen. I decided to give it a watch and was glad I did after. I found the movie thought provoking and hilarious. After that I never saw the movie again though I remembered it. If it was released on VHS I never saw it though it looks like Sony released it in 1994. So when I saw Kino Lorber was releasing it to disc I was excited to see it once more.

Released in 1974 the film takes place in New York City, a time when developers were tearing down parts of the city that had crumbled with no one taking care of the buildings and replacing them with high rise apartment complexes and buildings. Many didn’t want to move but had no choice when the city would condemn their buildings or the owners would sell for top dollar. HOMEBODIES is set during this time. 

An old building houses a number of elderly people who love their home. But a developer has been buying the houses up and down the street intending to demolish them and rebuild a new set of more expensive apartments there. One of the tenants, Mattie (Paula Trueman) decides that maybe she should take matters into her own hands. She sabotages the worksite where the first buildings are going up, resulting in the deaths of some of the workers there which stops the building from going up. But this can’t go on forever. 

A welfare worker continues to inform the tenants that they must move and if they don’t do so on their own they will be forcibly removed. Making a visit to ensure that they obey, she is stabbed by one of the tenants. As they all stand around her watching her die, they have to decide what to do next. They decide to hide her death and load her into her car which Mattie will dispose of. Except Mattie doesn’t know how to drive which leads to a slapstick style moment as she makes her way to dispose of the car and body. 

This continues as the group of tenants are now bound to one another keeping the secret and making sure no one finds out. But one among them is troubled by this and it remains to be seen what the rest will do about her sense of decency. In the meantime they continue to refuse to move while at the same time trying to figure out just what to do. Will they relocate? Or will they just continue to deal with those trying to force them to move? And if so how high will the body count go before someone notices? 

The movie works on so many different levels and is both funny, touching and troubling at the same time. The humor here is definitely dark and involves a number of aging character actors at the time who were quite recognizable which made the film work. It was touching in that these characters cared so much about one another, knew everything about and were willing to stick by one another. And it was troubling because all of us reach that age at some point and you begin to wonder, how will I be treated when I find myself in this stage of life? 

When the final credits roll on this film you find yourself thinking about what you’ve just watched. You chuckle at those funny moments and the characters and their behaviors. At the same time you begin to think about your treatment of the elderly in your life. And as I said, you wonder how you will be treated. The movie sticks with you long after watching it. 

I whole heartedly encourage you to seek this one out. It will take your emotions from one extreme to the other. You will laugh, you will worry about the characters and you may cry a little. And hopefully you’ll walk away thinking a little bit about how to treat those older people in your life.

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ADDAMS FAMILY 2: TOO COLORFUL

 

 

I grew up with the Addams Family. Not just the TV series starring John Astin and Carolyn Jones but the actual cartoons that appeared in The New Yorker magazine starting in 1938 that were later collected into book format. I had one of those paperbacks and would laugh at the antics of this gruesome, odd family. The TV series in the 60s just added to that. Both were black and white and that suited the material. But times change and so do formats 

I didn’t see the first animated ADDAMS FAMILY movie. Thankfully for me it didn’t matter because I knew the characters and this one plays on its own. The movie opens with Wednesday Addams presenting her project for the third grade science fair. She’s chosen combining the DNA of an octopus with her Uncle Fester which helps his brain function better. The only other student featured has an erupting volcano that blows out a puff of smoke. 

The science fair is named after famed scientist Cyrus Strange. Once the judging is finished the award for top prize goes to…everyone. A nice take on the concept popular of presenting all entrants with an identical prize so they can all feel like winners. Of course Wednesday points out that with no losers there are no winners. When all is said and done a hologram of Strange appears to Wednesday asking her to reveal her secrets which she rejects.

Back home Wednesday is out of sorts. She shies away from her family. Her parents Gomez and Morticia are worried are concerned about losing her. While she ask for her space Gomez decides instead that the family needs a vacation to bring them all back together. The Addams RV is brought around and loaded but before they can leave a lawyer named Mr. Mustela arrives claiming that there was a mix up at the hospital when Wednesday was born demanding a DNA test. Gomez ignores him and the family is off and running. 

The plans were to start in Salem, Massachusetts but Uncle Fester redirects them to Niagara Falls. It seems that the experiment Wednesday performed on him is actually altering him into a large octopus but he’s not even aware of it. The water there attracted him though. The family continues to travel across country including a trip to Miami where Gomez thinks Cousin It can help him with his problem.

Of course Mr. Mustela actually works for Cyrus Strange. If you didn’t see that coming you’ve never been to the movies. Strange is seeking the secret that Wednesday has and will stop at nothing to get it, even if it means convincing her that he’s actually her father. But that’s save for the last part of the movie.

There are plenty of jokes that kids will get a laugh at and the visuals are bright and stimulating to the eye. That’s all well and good for a new generation, the one that has no appreciation for the source material and will never dig deeper than what is in front of them. To me that’s kind of sad, especially when the source material is so much better. But Hollywood constantly thinks they can improve on the original and fails all the time. 

While watching there were two other things I wondered about. I wondered about the classic cartoons we all grew up with, the 2D drawings the people like Walt Disney and Tex Avery created so long ago. Those movies remain classics to this day and yet seem to be ignored. I seriously doubt that with a few exceptions these computer generated features will not do the same. 

The other thing I noticed was that this movie seemed more inclined to cater towards parents than it did children. There are numerous jokes and sequences that a child won’t understand but parents will get. But not so much that they’ll find them hilarious. The writers and directors of those short cartoons of the past like the Looney Tunes inserted jokes that parents would only get too. The thing is they were subtle about it, this isn’t. Parents aren’t likely to want to re-watch this one either. 

In the end this movie is one that your kids might enjoy and you might get a laugh or two out of as well but it won’t be a long lasting laugh. And the film won’t be one that your kids will be clamoring for to watch over and over again. But it isn’t bad for a night’s viewing.

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CREEPSHOW SEASON 2: MORE SCARES

 

 

In 1982 horror fans were frothing at the mouth, not from some zombie bite but because they heard about a new movie being released called CREEPSHOW. Directed by George Romero of NIGHT OF THE LICING DEAD fame, written by horror author Stephen King and with effects supplied by Ton Savini who had worked with Romero on DAWN OF THE DEAD, there was little doubt the movie would be great. It delivered on all levels. A tribute to the old EC comics the trio had grown up with it spawned a sequel that didn’t quite do as well as the first film.

Then the streaming service Shudder decided to take the title to a series on their service. Produced by special effects genius Greg Nicotero the series followed the same format as the film, offering the Creep presenting a tale or two each episode. The series was popular enough that several specials followed and a second season was released. That season is now available on disc. 

Following the same pattern as season one the Creep introduces a new story each episode. Some are great and some are mediocre but that will happen with series like this. Teen angst is covered as a girl tells her counselor she believes her brother is trying to kill her. The end result is more upsetting than one would believe. An installation in Antarctica unleashes a bounty of demons on the world. 

One of the most creative episodes involves an inventor who creates an immersive virtual reality pod. What makes this so creative is that he uses the horror film HORROR EXPRESS as his world. Combining footage from the film with newly shot material is fascinating to watch and works well. 

Everything from legendary creatures found in the outdoors to a science fiction story of astronauts coming into contact with aliens for the first time are used for stories here. And most of them use the tried and true blueprint formed in those classic old comics. If you do something or someone wrong, justice will eventually find you and flip the scales. Like in an episode where a ruthless landlord discovers there is something more inside her pipes than she realized. 

For me my favorite episode of the season was one called “Public Television of the Dead”. Set in the fictional public broadcasting station WQPS the program director is forced to tell Norm Roberts that his program “The Love of Painting with Norm Roberts” has been canceled to be replaced by “Mrs. Bookberry’s Magical Library”. In reality Mrs. Bookberry is an arrogant self-absorbed racist who could care less who this affects. On another set they are shooting an episode of “The Appraiser’s Road Trip” (an obvious parody of “Antiques Roadshow”). Host Goodman Tapert has as his guest actor Ted Raimi. Yes the real Ted Raimi and brother of director Sam Raimi of THE EVIL DEAD fame. Ted has brought along a book held in his family for years, the Necronomicon. Tapert opens the book and begins to read for it releasing demons into the studio with dire consequences. The reason this episode is so special is all the ties into the whole EVIL DEAD mythology and actors etc. If you know those items you can’t help but laugh through this one. 

The series brings in a number of directors of horror films with most being directed by Nicotero himself. The production values are far above what many series like this offer. Each story is fully formed and doesn’t feel like you walked into the middle of something. All involved deserve kudos. 

Having grown up with series like THE TWILIGHT ZONE, THRILLER, THE OUTER LIMITS, NIGHT GALLERY and last TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE and TALES FROM THE CRYPT I am a huge fan of anthology series. You can tell from watching this series that those involved were fans of those shows as well. Now a new generation has their own anthology show to remember when they grow older. Thank goodness it’s one as good as this one is. Time to look forward to season 3.

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